another one?... really?

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mycroftismight:

areyoutryingtodeduceme:

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bigbangpunch:

BRITISH VERSION OF THIS:

1. BOIL THE…

NEW ZEALAND VERSION…

Find a sheep or a Hobbit child.

Remove skull from said animal (it’s easier if you kill them first, but not necessary).

Fill skull with liquid, preferable water, but anything wet will do - add some leaves / vegetable matter, tea is okay, but whatever takes your fancy will also suffice.

Dig a pit, line it wit rocks and fill it with fire until the rocks are really fracking hot.

Wrap the soggy, leaf filled skull in more leaves and chuck it on the fracking hot rocks.

Bury it.

Get wasted.

Dig up the skull and eat / drink the contents.

Molest the corpse of whichever animal you removed the skull from… if you can’t find the corpse, make a new one.

Get another tattoo to celebrate the occasion.